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TRYING IT ON THE DOG, loitered Please turt page 37

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Mental Hazards

THE ROUGH,

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Two Inspirational Writers Have a Little Chat

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great

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Such Language!

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the truck ever so slight a jolt

“Well, blankety-blank blank it! Don’tcha know how to drive, ya so and-so? What's the big idea, huh?”

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you a license, ya filthy something-or

gave other? For two cents I'd What crass vulgarity, I thought,

now slightly irritated Is it any

wonder that such people stay in the

same old rut? Imagine one of my

profession using profanity like that!

Xx—x—x *** |__ 1” still the din kept up. Finally I lost what scant patience I still retained.

Miss,”

nity is |

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Now go along to

could muster, sorry had no desire

vear-old youngster who

across the street. vour tea or vour bridge party—your car isn’t damaged, and as I said be tore,

And with that I climbed into my

truck and drove away.

I'm verv. verv sorry.”

Parke Cumminas.

Novel-Reader Bares Pogrom Plans

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And salting down the pelts Of authors who say Instead of

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Instead of just “his hat

To Hades I consign the crew

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there.”

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And stick some lethal herbs in them For ev'ry fanniehurst who shrinks From sentences with verbs in them! A. M. S., Jr.

At the Sign Painters’ Union

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going to have them suspended

committee, I am. I'm

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“Me and Tom was painting a sign

had a bi watching

pretty looked

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“They all went to watch Jake and Eddie block os

“So you're jealous, eh?”

“It was a dirty trick to take our from us

and we crowd

or

us, and soon we

paint a sign in the next

crowd away

Take vour crowd away from you! How in blazes can blame them for that?”

They misspelled a word on pur-

you

pose so as to get the crowd to watch them “They ought to be lynched!”

Bill Syke x

Titles in Moviedom \ THEN think of Mae Mur- ray you think of a tall prince. When you think of Gloria Swan son vou think of a tall marquis When you think of Este lle Taylor

vou think of a long coun’

you

An Ad. Writer Buys a Garbage Can

A D. MAN: Just a little thing it

£m ij

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to keep off prowling animals for Frantic Wife: I've Gor To GET A piIvoRc! ’ VE WIT three years. Mounted upon a be au ANOTHER WOMAN

tiful Renaissance base made ot Lawyer: AND WHO, MAY I ASK Is THE OTHER WON \

choicest woods from the Old World, F. W.:1 pon’? KNOW WHO SHE IS, BUT HEI , EI

this receptacle for kitchen refuss will harmonize with mv Early Colo

Choice of Desserts nial backyard.

7 ‘ . s . “dd t } i mz «| ‘ Se j nrne lve GARBAGE CAN SALESMAN Oh, vou ( EMME 2 cussed pi , wiya, M i¢ ; tha papuzzZ, 1) y ine! S want a garbage can! minur awgone Yuh, cussed SC7 Nemmine tha cussed . Ap. Man: Ina word. ves Onness, Mae. my feeta sa tied | SCZ I'll hava cho KI itmoker, Cee ‘ 1 drop, I onnessly could Sa dog's - nnn she gimme a Oia al ’ life, issure is...1 tole im ta gimm« But onnessly he hant otta bes , three cuss¢ d annee semmee up on dun m Yi ssum we Vv Sportsman’s Luck | ! sae. cussed an two crambry mrangs; on ippul, = minss ppercut, chock \t NT CLAIRE: Well. Helen, ] nesta Gawd. he’s tha dummess thing moker, crambrv mrang and cussed 4 see you ve landed a man at last .He’s sa dumm he otta be deffar Heman Fay, Jr. AMATEUR FISHERMAN’s DAUGHTER: bline I tole im three cussed

Yes, Auntie, but you ought to see the

Annye hadda woman jussa lil while ones that got away

ago that wanned cussed, annve sezz ‘I’m sorry, but I aigottenny,’ I sezz SN I got appul, minss, appercut, chock lutmoker, and crambry mrang, | sezz, bushee sezz, “Welliss very fun

nv, illa other countersa got cussed annye sezz, ‘“Yessiss funny, I tole tha boy I wanned three cussed,’ I sezz, ‘annee brommee on & &

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cussed and two crambry mrangs,

SCZZ.

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annye S€ZZ. ‘Stoopid aina wuyd,’ I sezz. ‘Heza dummess e thing,’ I sezz. ‘He’s sa dumm he otta be deffan bline,’ I sexz Laff?...Onnessly, Mae, | thawshee wuzz gonna fall offa : -

“WHAT'S THE TROUBLE, SANDY?” tha stool! She sezz, ‘“Thass

rHE MECHANISM FAILED TO WORK offal funny,’ she sezz Sa Teacher: AND Now, \ND I'M LEAVING MY NAME AND AD dumm he otta be deffan blin« DRESS SO THEY CAN RETURN THE she sezz, anonness, va shoulda Johnny SS\VY? RSSAY? OM, VES, MA’AM coin.” seena laft! Yorta rvefa SEX

TOHNNY CAN yo

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The Gay Nineties THE HEYDAY OF THE CURE-ALL MEDICINE MAN WHOSE CONCOCTION WAS GUARANTEED To “FATTEN THE BABIES, BEAUTIFY THE LADIES AND MAKE THE MEN GROW TALL.”

A Complete Sell-Out OR the fifty-sixth time the visiting Englishman was invited to a luncheon club

his chair “\\ hoop ! W hoopec ! Yeow Y He seized his

head in both hands and spun around like a top.

The first speaker got up and said: “Gentlemen, we “What on earth’s the matter?” asked the astonished must sell our geographical location to the outside in- Rotarians. vestor.’ ‘““All I’ve heard since I’ve been over here is. ‘Sell, sell,

The second spe aker got up and said: “We must sell sell.’

My word! Don't you ever buy anything?” our sunshine

Then the Rotarians, perceiving what was wrong with the poor man, gently led him away, and he was locked up in a quiet, cool room with padded walls.

The third speaker said: ““We must sell our pure water

ind milk supply

he fourth speaker said: “We must sell our schools Paul Cook and churche S

The fifth speaker said: ‘“‘We must sell ourselves. The She Would Be United States has been sold to the world. It’s now up ARKER: Who is that stunningly dressed lady? to Chiggersville to sell herself to the United States.” Benper: The fine-looking brunette? Oh, she’s

“Whoopee!” shouted the visitor, leaping wildly from the wife of that worried-looking little man.

TY

Advice to About 20,000,000 Lovesick Maidens yo to whom his protestations, Though the y are devotional, Seem, well, rather grote sque rations, Lacking the emotional Element you think you're needing,

Listen to this simple pleading: } | ~

rhink of him as one who'd nearly Die for you ecst itically ;

One who loves you quite sincerely But not cinematically ;

Then, unless you're off your filbert,

Marry him and not John Gilbert

( arroll ( arroll.

System HEAR they collected five thou- sand in the charity drive.” “Yes, but the superintendent of the charity bureau gets three thousand a year, the assistant fifteen

indred, office supplies and bills for

vast supplies, together with ex-

penses of the drive, amount to four AN EMBARRASSING MOMENT—THE ELEPHANT WHO FORGOT hundred—so only a hundred dollars is left.” A Business Man Views a Football Game “What are they going to do with Yy! AH, great crowd Must be erage f say henna. that?” more than a hundred thousand Over three hundred t sand dollars Start another drive.” people here...Let’s see, at an av- And it sell seid ch te put an yg ( ' ' lon’t ha r t Big chance for the | to Heard of I wil g » t i-d veck offer Ho W ler rgan g N ich over! ] . ‘ nothir nd ‘ ‘ ‘ Runs like ckworl Must |} taker t of conferences Mak lling stat \, ' roads Wi! { pend fifty d ne million d Wonderf ry | g bye ' ly ; { siness W t? Ss tg low! () ] s DeA Weather Report

, da

RB Chere were eignt 5 ! ser s motor accidents mn Sur

weee— Dus: My! What a beautif Ume. Thérése ( proprie tor of Thérése, Inc., Gowns): You WILL REMEMBER t must have beer THAT THE EXCLUSIVE NATURE OF OUR CLIENTELE DICTATES THAT YOU SHALI WEAR THE FORMAL MORNING COAT WHEN ON DUTY. M a joke writer part The New Clerk: yes, MADAME, AND WILL THE FIRM FURNISH THE CUSTOMARY Oh, I see; you write the Ford

BOUTONNIERE, OR MUST I BUY MY OWN GARDENIAS? jokes

GERT?” ALND ED

“STEPPIN OUT TO-NIGHT,

YES ro A CONCERT. MI

DIE ARE GOIN’ TO STAND IN FRONT O}

rHE ELITE RADIO SHOPPI AND LIs

TEN TO BEN BERNIE’S ORCHESTRA

BROADCAST DINNER MUSIC

“Mes Th eps Diary

influx of letters

first

Another by the pr rsons

attribute in

October 12th that I did to Jl should have been credited to Lyci- that I am glad than ever of the slip of the pen where-

post from

eager to tell me

my journal

Pense roso something which

das, sO more from so many have derived satisfac

tion, to say nought of my own pleasure in marking, amongst a na tion which supports the Pelman method and sings “It Made You Happy When You Made Me Cry, such a goodly number of citizens Only one

communication in an evil spirit, too,

who are Milton-conscious

ind that the only one without a sig The mail at this season is truly and I fatuousness oft

nature. circular astonishing, am amazed at the merchants who put any trust in it soever, my own custom being to toss most of it unopened into the waste basket with a silent prayer that I be not casting aside inquiries from the a hitherto unheard-of uncle in New Zealand or Australia. In_ this

should set that laundries are far

solicitors of the estate of

connection | down the appeals superior in to those of the

Avenue, some

from style and substance

merchants on Fifth

conveying such a subtle desperation at some

to do our linen that I am

shall

WwW hich

them, but I establishment

pains to resist never quit the we patronize at present so long as it Sam's shirt

continues to put under

bosoms the kind of boards which are indispensable to me in piecing to gether jigsaw puzzles. To luncheon at a publick with Margot Wiltshire. and she did drive me near to distrac- tion by conversing glib- ly on abstract subjects whilst we were en route, find cannot be so “Yea,

when I am

for I do that my discourse much as yea’ or

“Nay, nay”

Borgia: THAT’S GENUINE PRE-WAR STUFF.

Victim: WHADDAYAMEAN? ““1’M TALKING ABOUT THE NEXT WAR.”

crossing a street or disembarking from a

seated at table and our order placed,

motor, but once we were

I did find her diverting enough, and

apropos of the literary criticism which

she does write for various journals, she confided that she would leave D. H. Lawrence, Anderson, James Cabell and such to those re- viewers who could understand them, but that when Mary Roberts Rin hart made a hero out of a cowboy and

Sherwood

deliberately gave him a gold tooth in the midst of the action, she knew

it was time for her to step right in.

October The telephone a-ringing 13th early, Marge Boothby :

heseeching me to go out with her to look for a chauffeur who Seventh Day Adventist, she having more need of her car on Sun- day than Saturday, and, greatly to my amazement, we did find, at the bureau to which she had been di rected, a likely fellow who said that his religion was a great convenience had free on Saturday, when more life is stir

Is a

to him, since he liefer be

ring, than on the Sabbath, and he

did mind me of the girl in “Th Return of the Native’ who did never enjoy leisure unless other people

were working. Thence to the shops, to search out material for a teagown, and greatly depressed because the

only stuff (Please turn to page 38)

—D

THE LABEL sAys 1926!

Love Sonnets of a Lap Dog

'M sorry, Love, I bring so small a bone To put here as a tribute

by that

it your feet.

Iwas buried collie down the

street: | marked the spot and dug it up, alone.

He might have fought me for it, had he known, But thought of you made e’en that

danger sweet You'll note it still retains a shred of meat Which I had thought of keeping for my own

My daily meals are cereal and cream Which have ind tend to make

no bone Ss.

me fat. Often and often do I lie and dream That I have snatched a drumstick from

the

My heart is in this gift, though it may seem

cat.

So small a bone,

that.

and slightly soiled, at Burges Johnson.

The Wise Guy

‘ HE Tunney fight? That bout wasn’t

a surprise to me. Not at all. W hy, ] cked Tunney to win three weeks befor Dempsey never had a_ look-in | hances and tipped off my friends Phe

‘I ilden? Bill's that he he

(nvhow, I doped it out several days in

the match.

a friend of knew

ld the crowd to bet on the Frenchman when General Motors hit the ceiling a

Sure, | i SUPprise lot of jack lor my isk

ind

of I saw that coming too was

It wasn't to me

{ that pool. Yeh. I've

to time.

made

The \ alw avs and Say,

The the

- iit bout fights contests irket. time | youd be n cleaning up a few extra dollars on t Yeh? I'll tf Oh, that’s just

any get 1

hunch would you interested be glad to tip you all By the as a favor, could you let have five until Saturday, when I expect to clean up on certain railroad stock that’s good for twenty points? It n't often I ask anybody [ it I had two grand on a

right.

vaV,

irse out at Belmont vester- |

iv and the plug hasn't J N 4 me in yet.” | Y irthur L. Lippmann. | ;

Off with the Old

HIS is your new father,

dear.”

But, mummy, had irdly used the last one!”

we

e the

an ily zed the

cleaned

id ince

te

lew

on the

friends

‘ SHE

fiasco

bovs

was going to lose

ind

Ine mie r

months

inside

trom

up Well. I got it direct from a friend

Channel Cheating

WAS ASSISTED BY THE BOAT WHICH ACCOMPANIE!I HER.” An Original Scenario Still Unsold Sune psis

TH! last pe riod Fortv-eight seconds t play [he score tied [he home team's | I} cheering sectior ells for a touchdow The « apt of the team and here the day is t ry the ba Che ball is sn pped | hero clut it He ru He dodges...He avoids tackler He slips He gains his teet He straight-arms an opponent He reverses his field He is tackled .He is throw: lor a twenty-vard loss Not o1 ly that. he drops the ball 4 member of the other team scoops up and races six feet for a touchdown.. .The whistle blows The ga er ly there’s no girl in the stands to pro iny ) nterest! B Sykes. ~~ More Than i So Brotherly Love ‘ Rg } TOWHERE is the spirit ‘ 4 4 of good will and im I plicit faith so strong as it \ 5 } is in Chicago In no other es city do the people so rever —_——— ently keep their faith alive ind hold each other up.

FS anges inding uy l1dress ) Ries" freshmer And now. are A Vay ™ the ré ny que stions I SWEAR I'LL LOVE You ALWays! Voici Yes. Who's the

She .

1toOW

MONOTONOUS! best bootlegger in town?

NNV 197

eR AS

NOVEMBER 3,

VOL. 90. 2348

“While there is Life there’s Hope”

Published by

PUBLISHING COMPANY

598 Madison Avenue, New York

CrHarirs Dana Grnson, President

R. E. Suerwoop, Editor F, D. Casey, Art Editor

: 1 HE pa ding dong, etc. see =” vote so

] segzee Pe | share of

§

sensational

their most

Cols picuous news ot one another, that the portant concerns of life are

space s to

sort and more im- always in danger ot escaping public notice There was the fight of Ruth Elder and her man; something only impor

sensation: a undertaken there

tant as a parently

what was in it for the tabloids and the headliners. Of course it was a daring adventure,

Hight ap primarily for tor notoriety _

and it was a relief that Miss Elder was not drowned, but there was a taint about it, as there was in the

recent prizefight, of over-attention to advertisement and through advertise- Whether it

promoted by agencies who wanted to

ment to business. was sell papers or pictures on it does not appear, but since the Hall-Mills trial

all great sensational proceedings are

under suspicion. The great charm ibout Lindbergh was that he was so

entirely free from that taint. It is the organized agitation of the con-

worth considering how far temporary mind can proceed without upsetting it to a greater degree than life can afford. It will be recalled that about a dozen people who had bad hearts died of the ‘Tunney-Dempsey

contemporary

fight as re- produced by radio. That is not in but it is interest- about the

physical effects of organized sensa-

itself so very scary, ing for what it shows tion on sensitive people. An enormous industry sustains itself nowadays by

No doubt

agitating the human mind

Cram Maxwe.t., Vice-President L.ANGHORNE Gipson, Secretary and Treasurer

that needs to be done, but there are limits to the extent to which it can be don profitably. One of the forms of it is the big electric. alter that succession of pictures or of invita Whether

ire licensed or not is not

worst

nating-current signs make a

tions to buy. such signs within our knowledge, but they ought to be un- that

they seem to be unwholesome, licenses

der much restraint, and when

should be denied them. The privilege of driving people crazy by noises or by violent and ceaseless assaults on does not seem to be a

their vision

necessary detail of human liberty.

HE Bishop of London, talking the other day to the Legionaries, protested against teach- ing American children to hate Great Britain. He had

going on and he objected to it very

American

heard of it as

strenuously.

In so far as it exists of course it is objectionable. It seems to exist in Chicago by instigation of that droll campaigner, Mayor Thompson, and that is probably what the Bishop has heard of. But that is not a very can pretty left to be handled by and ridicule. Certainly there is a movement in this country

important and safely be

publicity

case,

to promote amity between the people of the United States and the people Britain that far

of Great exceeds

any power and activity of any other movement of the sort. The British have not fully reinstated

affections of the Irish or of the Germans, two people 3

themselves in the

with

clashes.

whom they have had recent Some of the Yankees stil hate them moderately but not near]

sO large a proportion of the mas d so sixty years ago. Language, litera ture, law, commerce and religion operate to keep Great the United States in the of the international boat

The Bishop of London need n

Britain and

same sectio

worry. Organized and = advertis effort to make the British and th Americans love one another may sti:

up so much suspicion as to fail of it end. Possibly as good a w iv is to |

Nature take its course, but any how

Uncle Sam and Mr. Bull are n going to fall out. Fer one thing neither of them can afford to. Onl,

polities of the most absurd and ras cally sort finds a profit in playing

Anti-English,

&

THE RE seems to be proceeding ir

the Gulf States a really energeti With = the waning of the Ku Klux the tloggers

anti-flogger campaign. have lost authority can no. longer bully and terrorize th communities they live in. Witnesses dare to tell on them and juries to convict them, so their nasty brutali

and apparentl)

ties of being cleaned up.

They represent one of the baser

seem by way

and more forms of the propensity ‘4 these States at this time, to shape one's

repulsive widespread — in

neighbor’s life according to one’s own That is one of the

Constitutional

sense of fitness. things that ment is intended to prevent, but Bill

Govern

of Rights go for nothing unless there

is courage and strength enough it the populations the \ affect to enforce them.

such courage seems to be deve loping

In various parts of this land

TEWSPAPER

been discussing what has in creased Mr. Pulitzer thinks it is the human interest stories that have made families take in mor papers than they used to. Maybe so

publishe rs” hav -

their sales.

but families also may have taken i more papers in hopes of finding on that did not spread its human inter est stories all over its front page

hk. SNS. Martin

er Chicago ¢ Op: WHAT VE YOU GOT IN THAT CAR? Gangster: NOTHIN’ BUT BOOZE, OFFICER

( op i BEG YOUR PARDON 1 THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE HISTORY BOOKS

Lif

—

‘\

We IF

Life

do you want to join our team? We could use a good, fast quarterback.”

r

2 Lis LZ 1 e 7 we Ap or EF tia ASS a a? 4 More or Less Serious Hidden. / um—Tt The Spider. Mu S The Arabian. Flt Ww W u bs ae tay . _The = of Mary Dugan. \ I re le wr at The House of Women. f ; “ = The Belt Pi righ : ‘ ( -~ an head t ca F Women Go On Forever r? M If. Li t eas doayys . Civic Repertory. F a E Le ¢ ‘I Abraham’s B ; n raham’s Bosom. ” Good Hoy ’ é Comedy and Things pied That Dracula. / Interference ‘ ‘ q Abie’ s irish Rose. Re put " , ; Jacob Slovak. A» r—] Ruben ir by anoth PI , An Enemy of the People. Han i ‘ ; J , oe ; oS And So to Bed. Comed Sar I | The Letter Vf a ( 1 ~~ rh oes wed next h Escape. / By (¢ at Ma The Baby Cyclone. Henr Miller ( t ‘ Mitcl n a farce reorge M. Col Four Walls lohn ( n—A d Porgy. Gu G t i our fa ‘ tt juct ft Broadway. Sr ur ki Phe cast eg! putenyee. i i 50 Hal Ske B k * The Command to Love. l re Ma lash and Basi R Her First Affaire. M The way Door. ( hur H - The Mulberry Bush. Repu The 19th Hole. I Pickwick. Ne \ a The Road to Rome. hou : howing how R , ' } nave e! aved vag ed W The Shannons. Martin Be S Gleason and Lucille Web: The Springboard. Ma» A comedy) with Madge Ke S Blackmer The yy ms of the Shrew. Garrick Ant +} 9 M Weather Clear, Track ‘Fast. Hudson viewed next week.

Eye and Ear Entertainment

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have bee "

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Chauve- ‘Souris. Ce “The Five Girl. Re

“Follies of 1927. \ 1

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Good ean. ! = the Deck. Be The fact that 7

just Sane. Cast Manhattan Mary. W

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The Merry Malones. ( in per I 4

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Mikado. R ~d re Maryland.

Jol

on

Shubert I Wint

My Princess. iR W x A Night in 1 Spain.

Wit Ge ie, Rood a

. Mario ee my of New York.

nd 7 Ani Lie whi er fur

‘Yes, Yes, Yvette.

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Off-Stage

LION

with Famous Vaudevillians ‘H. Harri

Herbe

Sam

a with

Pik PAMER PUTS THE CAT OD

ian

Washed with Hyssop

FEW months ago,

this column in which we

in our youth, we wrote a piece in

é wondered why it is that town’s wise-crackers and wits write a show it turns out to be no better than the Now know. We have musical comedy ourself.

No one is going to believe this, but

also wrote

whenever one or two of the

average. been working on a at that time we a paragraph, which had to be cut out on wondered if per haps it might not be that somebody s idea of “what the do with it. We now give a million dollars, or at any rate ten dollars, if we had kept that paragraph in.

»

account of lack of space, in which we

public wants’ had something to would

tee

— wrot BEY

show from the

AFTER seeing our own front. we S have decided that, from now on, this department must of necessity be very, very lenient with all other musicals. There can be no more of this sitting

b iCh

with a snooty sneer ind saving, “Conventional musica comedy,” or, “The cast did as well as they could with th Bolton, Otto Harbach and

become our heroes and we her

material at hand Guy Harold Atteridge

by apologize to them for any little nasty digs we may

have have taken at them in the past. Practically any musical show is going to get a great break in these columns from now on. Any line, no matter how old, which gets a laugh is going to send us into a paroxysm of huzzas If the throwing of the first stone was made contingent on the presence of a spectator without sin, then readers of this page will have to wait until the Holland Vehicular utter the

est Word of disparagement against any show listed under

lunnel has crumbled to dust before we slight

In fact, we may give up One can get just so self

“Eye and Ear Entertainment reviewing plays altogether. must retire

yey

and then one

<

Q)X® of ag

ence as a librettist is that funny lines are

CONSCIOUS

? Cm |

h ive

things we found out in our experi

so scarce

in musical shows because funny lines are very hard to

write. This is so simple that wr never thought ot it before And, if you can’t think of a funny line, you have to get a line that isn’t so funny he actors have

We should pe rhaps like to argue

vot to say some thing that last point took up

seen in town

In this frame of mind, it might be well if we

some of the other musical shows we have

~ 7, ~ 7 = A = i , FGAINRS

7S

. « since our Great Chastening Practicall) very one them looked great While the mood s, here goes ms > a (=¢ > ah ae Oi NE of the biggest success: s beer The Five O'Clock Girl The very t that it 1s }j the Forty-Fourth Street Theatre ery night is, ac cording to our present standards, ¢ y t stily t being acclaimed herewith In tl ia we mig have beet ist " bit bored at “'l Five OF Girl” but » “ the sight i i ing their hands it Niaz taton Osi Shaw lau ng heart it | s Jol Bart d Shaw Lee arouses the greatest rever rG B ind Fred Thompson, to say tl y Bert Ka r Harry Ruby. They tell us t Five O' Girl” does between £40.00 1 #4 yn week \ great show Don’t miss rr CLELS LELLL Fg aie - marvelous entertain: oe ll New rk wl ich Is doing uy Knickerbocker Hitherto we | he r lulg with Mr. Eddie Dowling’s oper tting were tor the great American wu vt trifle banal, shall we sayl Banal me ‘ Ir to g in and see whether “Sidewalks of New York’’ is na When we saw little Ray Dooley, as th pathet la IY worker in “Hop-o’-My -Thumb” of Maud Ad orv, and realized that she stood fair W S the man she loved, we cried ba And w Dale and Smith came on and talked Jewish, wit of sure-fire gags that we'd | v t t life to have written, we screamed wit! ghites \ 1: matter of fact, we have alwa scl i with laught at Dale and Smith. We 5 t! for ourself e 3 vi eg rr , im wy — a te, —f es VW! can not close this n ww survey of tl si comedy field in New York wit! word of prals for Mr Joseph Santley s Jus ka v. il which he himself and Ivy Sawyer, together wit Raymond Hit cock and Eric Blore ke up ar together chart evening. We | 1 f y t we had been in this Panis Te! we si a liked \I Santlev's show ln r present st we Ie wit! ple isure in conte! plat m of it And now ll that we I t t think funny gags tor r own show j bh

Lie WW, Mii 4),

| | at ‘ iy Hp tt a “I

ti ‘hy ly,

44,

The Aésthetic Dancers Go ‘‘ Back to the Farm’”’

How to Get a Ticket for the Big Game f

] EMAND ticket from Athletic Association on ground you are great friend of the president . Demand ticket from president on ground your contri bution to Retirement Fund would have already reached him except for fact you were waiting until able to send louble reque sted amount Demand ticket from football « iptain on ground you ure professional football promoter Demand ticket from football coach on ground you are one of alumni who favor giving him ten year contract.

Buy ticket from spe ulator Cie ae

And the Jury Voted Not Guilty! TILL you have some more meat, Mr. Zipser?” “No, thank you “Oh, do have just a little bit mor No, thanks It’s delicious. But I really couldn’t.” Oh, now, Mr. Zipser. You had such a small helping. You must have just a bit more

“No. Really It's awfully good But I couldn't.”

See. This nice, tender, brown little slice

Please. No. I've eaten so much and

Didn't you like the meat?

Yes! Oh. my, ves! But I had rather a late lunch

ind ‘Oh, come on, Mr. Zipser. Just another small piece “No. Really I couldn't I really mustn't.”

Please do have just a little bit—it’s good V4 for you.” / A I know, but really | ay ff

Here's a nice rare piece I'm sure you 1] é J like . No, really, I couldn't eat another mouthful

“Of course you can—Jjust one. Pass your plate.” The Tactful Tailor: a poirect rim \N’, Y'KNOW, I No. Really FUNNY THING, MR. BECKER—OUR CUTTER LOST TH but if vou’'ll be MEASUREMENTS WE MADE OF YOU, 5 Ek CUT THIS so kind as to pass FROM GENE TUNNEY S MEASUREMENTS THAT HE GOT OU me that carving OF THE NEWSPAPER

Knife, I'll

Io rtecr - , Robert Lord. Perfect Harmony

7 ESPIT} the prevailing pinion that we g An 7 people ire seldom u itrimonially successful I : » have never regretted my choic: I conti | rg Enthusiast wife to make me her confidant nd aide nd to b TORTH: Is ae 1 4 to me for inspiration In the little disputes that befa - Webster a a every couple I have cheerfully borne the eaviest wet? ; +. den of blame, and not one serious quart is West: Why, he , : ‘ marred our conjugal happiness never not only wants | tempted to shirk a task or take advantag the Eighteenth A j privilege to rule In the twenty vears we have appear | \(mendment re . ’ = | before the public don't omit tl point r t pealed, but he - view ple ise she has know) for her ost wants the repr al / supporter ind generous critic That's r coming dow! made retroactive ! as — the stairs now—come right in. dear. | . sur \ introducing mv wife billed in all tl better vaude a TERE you =— ville houses - Miss Cloud Dever woman champ personally Fiisenea. 27 weight-lifter and spike-driver of the world conducted on He: MAY 1 HAVE THE NEXT DANCE? Harry Eps vour tour?’ She: BuT 1 DON’T KNOW you. ‘Yes, my wift Hle: THEN MAYBE WE HAD BETTER OLICEMAN: How did the accident happen went along.” SIT ONE OUT FIRST. Mororist: My wife fell asleep in the back seat,

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To Her Lover In the Right Spirit Who Writes Her Poetry “King Albert of the | Rot PARDON, pray, Sweet William, Scene: A Rotary Club Lunch Well, well. Alw LVS wanted to meet m\ ‘y R. TWOOL (entering suddenly 1 guy in the king game Must be Mi ntioning such a touchy sub 4 with the King of Belgium): interesting. How's business? Ject, but there's no use de ny Boys—meet Al ’ ALBERT (mod Ing that you deserve my rub bert, Rex estly): Well, | Bing it in about your vers Tue Boys (in got . pretty Es which you, alas, contin- chorus good order last Ue to pen despite my curs How d'ye_ do, week from th Ing you out because you thin Albert Rex, Em pe FOr ot K that I'll be simply flat how d'ye do; Japan. What Tered by this peculiar froz How diye do, was it now En pretentious sort of chat Albert Rex, the Order of the Ter. hy don’t you write in prose / how d ve do; Impe rial Rice onest F Seon How dye Cakes” with do, Al be rt Crosse d ( he rry . Rex, Blossoms. All Over the Country Don t take SMEEDY ° | lr “y! S,” said the Young Man any rub- They all help “T’ve traveled over fifty thou berchecks, Say—lI see they sand miles and have never seen thi How d'ye do, got a five-vear ocean.” Albert Rex, old kid at the My goodne ss!" exclaimed th how do ve do head of the firn Fat Drummer. “Is it possible? \ Mr. SMEED\ in Rumania “Yes. I'm a Notre Dame foot comingu P Gantry: pID You ENJOY EUROPE? That's a hot one ball player.” Sit down here, Babbitt: no. soME OF THOSE CON Twoo! You Mr. Rex. Glad FOUNDED FOREIGNERS HAD THE NERV! said it I'd like to meet you. ro SAY “IF | DIDN’T LIKE THEIR CouN- [to see a_ five Smeedy's my gry wuy pipn’r 1 Go Back wuHere Year-old kid run name. Shellac. CAME FROM.” my business x T woo! Al is Why, 1 five year in the king game, himself. Hey, Al? id kid can’t even play a decent SMEEDY The king game, eh? game of golf SMEEDY Well, he isn’t exactly

rm, running things, is he? I figure,

+

e now, a king is sort of like a bank Vice preside nt. these days i sort

of a doo-dab on the letter head no offense to you, Al You probably make a pretty good thing out of it. don't vou:

AvpBertT: I make out. That is, | make out

Twoo.: Still, it’s a comic thing ibout that five vear-old kid in Ru

mania. Sort of like having Jackie Coogan on your board of directors SMEEDY: Say—that isn’t a bad

hunch, J. D Mind if I use it

Twoot: Go ahead, D. J Cant see how you are going to tie up Jackie Coogan with shellac

SMeEEDY: That's up to my exect

tives Tie anything up with shella if vou have good executives You

got good executives, Rex?

AtspertT: Best in the world. You know my business is very peculiar Very individual Fact is, we're all

\e

just like one great big happy family

: Pp 7 N . po Sa . : > Him: No, 'M NEVER GOING TO MARRY UNTIL THE PERFECT WOMAN IS MADE. Smeepy: That’s the stuff Pro

Her: OH, MR. MARCHBANKS, THIS IS SO SUDDEN! mote good (Please turn to page 39

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* . A Mo hh “The Magic Flame’”’

HE strangely ill-assorted team of

Ronald Colman and Vilma Bank,

has had its ups and downs (ct ‘The Dark Angel” and “The Night of Love’’); their latest, “The Magic Flame,” may be listed among the ups.

It is one of those pleasantly pre posterous romances of a mythical kingdom, with a dual role thrown

in to make things more complicated

There is a lecherous prince and a

noble circus clown, both of whom are in love with a fair trapeze performer, and both of whom, by the oddest_co- incidence, look exactly like Ronald Colman.

Thus, Mr. Colman is called upon to be but the of his two réles don’t seem to bother him much. Miss Banky, hand, is called own sweet self

which is competently fulfilled

} ENRY KING an ex-

cellent job with the direction of ‘The Magic Flame ture color, depth It is the

very versatile, demands on the other to be her

assignment

upon only

an easy

has done giving the pic imaginative of that

and

beauty. type story

Jolson

hit

and the The but that de- the general ex-

The Jazz Singer. Vitaphone score a sul picture itself hicienc is overlo«

citement.

Three’s a Crowd.

comedy which is far

isnt so much

Iked j

\ Harry Langdon

more a matter of tears than of laughs. The Woman on Trial. Pola Negri

on the rampage in a courtroom melo- drama. The Drop Kick. Another football victory in the last reel, but a far from a Me A . :

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re quire S ment a bit

ang

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1if Mr.

touch

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Ethel: WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY ON THE TEAM? Disqusted Sub: ou, 1M JUST ONE OF rit VICE-PRESIDENTS Recent Developments

though Richard Barthelmess

thrilling one, tries hard.

Carmen. Dolores Del Rio and Vic- tor McLaglen in a terribly strenuous and excessively amorous retelling of the cele- brated story.

Soft Cushions. Wisecracks in old Bagdad, with Douglas MacLean pranc- ing about and Sue Carol looking very alluring

The Cat and the Canary. Laura La Plante in an effective spine-chiller.

Hula. There are many things that

— eae é .

Sie tard f,

has tried to stress the it the tial comedy.

g) mourous To

mance expense of the poten

In other words, Mr. King has es sayed to make “The Magic Flame a good box-office picture . which it

Is

undoubtedly

“We're All Gamblers”

‘THE breaks seem to be against

Thomas Meighan. In “We’ All Gamblers,” ill the elements good picture,

re

he h is

that make for a includ

director (James Cruze

that

ing a fine

and a story is rich in dramati

material.

Nevertheless. ““We're All

Gam

blers’’ manages to be about as incon sequential an offering as the season has vet yielded. It seems ineredi ble that Cruze and Meighan b tween them could have countenanced, let alone participated in, such a thoroughly illogical, inconsistent and puny effort as this

The title, by the way, has nothing to do with the story and, if you take my advice, you'll have nothing to do with it either

R. E. Sherwood.

Clara Bow does well but dancing th Hula is not one !

Old San umaloce. Dolores Cos- tello in a melodramatic mess

Service for Ladies. A gay, flip pant, well-bred comedy, in which Adolph Menjou is superb

Sunrise, The Student Prince, Wings, The Garden of Allah, Sev-

enth Heaven, The King of Kings, What Price Glory, The Way of All Flesh, The Patent Leather Kid and

Underworld are all good — especially Sunrise.

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My friends looked at me pityingly as Hung Woo, the Chinese produce mer chant, asked my order in his native tongue, but with an inscrutable Near- East-Side smile I shamed them when I calmly said:

“"Lo, John, me likee sloup veg’ble, clabbage, plawsly, cellaly, tlamotto, pla- totto, sling bean, sklosh, klon, ladish, cluclumba and slawbelly.”

V. 4. P., in New York Sun

“ Aut Scissors aut Nullus”’

The Nile Tabloid \nt the notoriety that Cleopatra got Was a two-stick story with X marks the

spot. lragically she moaned with her dying gasp, “I'd have made front page if I'd bit that asp!” Stux,. in New York World We Thought It Killed, *Twenty years Ta Tr was a tre ente f gambling-dens and sq lered a te s ‘ | brf ‘ | t | y ca I lper We tt, he ought to know all there is to know about it.—Humorist (London) Because a girl refused to marry him a man in Essex has stayed at home for fifty vears;: but we've known a man to do that just because the girl did marry him.—Punch.

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It was a little Ford car, and it was full of children, and it bore this sign on the stern: “Packed in tin and always

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Srories about movie people getting / ; ] 3 married should end with a comma or B* Arkansas Gazette. AND Imrration is also the flattest form of On the Road sincerity.— Detroit News. “I~ my younger days,” the old actor ; said, “I traveled from . 4 one end of the coun Cae trv to the other.” Jon “Well, well,” the young actor replied, “just think of that

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\ perpLexine phenomenon is noted in slips up to the library and draws these Baltimore, where at the public library books out himself. It is recalled that his branch nearest the home of H ] hero and model, Nietzsche, was in private Mencken, editor and critic, the greatest life peculiarly mild and gentle And demand is for books on raising canaries! while urging homo boobiens to a diet of

Such ji fame, such is influence! \ literary raw-meat, most likely this ter- man send his voice thundering to the ror of Hollin Street in the secrecy of farthest corners of the land in praise his den pores over endless volumes on of Lewi . Cabell and Nietzsche, and right how to make the wee birdies sing. in his own precinct people re reading Elmer C. Adams, in Detroit News. how to mix bird seed and when to hang the cage in a sunny window. It would A Good Trick If He Does It be easy to understand if the man had Ye Chastes Velsk, a8 ever written a critical boost for canary ct { the raising, but a hoy ful search of all the k . ’ a...

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No doubt the explanation is_ that ArMLess though he, etc

Mencken pastes on a_ false mustache, —New Yorker.

Busy Days in Hollywood (Special Dispatch to Lirt

] OLLYWOOD, Calif—Super Sappy Features, Inc., will start

work next week on “The Moriaritys

and the Finkleheimers.

At the Blotz All-Star Studios work of titling ““TheO’ Hannigans and the Horkowitzes”’ is being rushed

Actual filming of “The Fla nigans and the Feigelbaums” ha been completed by Bigger and Bet ter Films.

A cast is being assembled at th Blatz Studios for “The O'Rourke ind the Rosenheime rs

Nanook of the North” will be r issued soon. A slight change is be

ing made in the plot, and the new

edition will be titled: “Izzy’s Eskim« \MIama Chet Johnson

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